1. I am thy Supreme Commander whom thou shalt esteem above all others. (Have no independent thoughts, exercise no responsibility and display no initiative before me.)
2. Thou shalt not labor in vain. (I shall take full credit for all thy accomplishments.)
3. Thou shalt keep holy thy Supreme Commander's day. (Wholly uncluttered by management problems for which I can blame you later.)
4. Thou shalt honor my decisions. (Thou shalt frequently kiss my buttocks.)
5. Thou shalt not commit violence against me. (Suppress all evidence of your own intelligence and competency in the presence of others.)
6. Thou shalt not screw with thy Supreme Commander. (Take the blame for my mistakes or else!)
7. Thou shalt not steal credit for thy subordinates' accomplishments. (The credit belongs to me.)
8. Thou shalt not bear false witness for thy subordinates. (Never defend them against my spite.)
9. Thou shalt not covet the accomplishments of others. (These are for my greater glory and I so claim them.)
10. Thou shalt not covet my superior judgment. (Keep your mouth shut. Your input is not relevant to my agenda.)
Here's what I think...
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